For fun

Just saw this "poem" in email:

"Malxxxia semua babi,
Our government is so lousy,
Make the college become no quality,
Chinese and Indian pun tak boleh masuk university.
They never gave a choice for me,
Because no money cannot study overseas,
So I always feel so pity.

Every college is greedy,
Sini sana all need money,
When pocket kosong our perut noisy,
I am poor because they suck my money.

Exam questions full of difficulty,
It has one reason only,
Which is to earn more money,
Because we retake money masuk lagi.

The staffs always so aksi,
They did wrong never say sorry,
Before asking please show your money,
Otherwise they won't be happy,
We pay their salary still make us angry.
That's why I wanna study hard to earn more and more money

Tiap-tiap hari feel so lazy,
Never try to wake up early,
Always hope college sekarang cuti,
Everyday go class feel sleepy,
Lecturer always scold me lazy.
Do assignment just like to copy,
Before the finals just feel worry,
Every night study until crazy,
Because scared got scolded by mummy.

Why my class always none pretty,
Those elephants always show me how she's sexy,
The monsters wanna treat me nicely,
Like that I better mati.

My looks are **** ugly,
Saya mari girl girl lari,
Everyday date them they sure say busy,
Semua orang tak ada hati,
Make me always so lonely,
Only can watch porno movie.

CS always let people bully,
Maybe I am really so lousy,
Although knife people is so happy,
But I am always unlucky,
Kena headshot easily,
After mati still mati.